{"id":72997,"date":"2020-05-23t11:02:55","date_gmt":"2020-05-23t15:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=72997"},"modified":"2020-06-13t11:20:12","modified_gmt":"2020-06-13t15:20:12","slug":"tax-season-funnies-making-sense-of-tax-forms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/05\/23\/tax-season-funnies-making-sense-of-tax-forms\/","title":{"rendered":"tax season funnies: making sense of tax forms"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>first, a couple of covid-19 jokes courtesy of a client. (too soon?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

as collected by robert e. mckenzie<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

i need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.<\/p>\n

homeschooling is going well. two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.<\/p>\n

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the more you earn, the less you keep,<\/p>\n

and now i lay me down to sleep.<\/p>\n

i pray the lord my soul to take,<\/p>\n

if the tax collector hasn\u2019t got it before i wake.<\/p>\n

~ ogden nash read more →<\/a><\/p>\n