{"id":72778,"date":"2020-04-21t00:03:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-21t04:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=72778"},"modified":"2020-06-29t11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29t15:30:44","slug":"tax-season-funnies-the-poetic-versions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/04\/21\/tax-season-funnies-the-poetic-versions\/","title":{"rendered":"tax season funnies: the poetic versions"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/manlaughingtablet_0o1a7777-2247.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-51272\" src=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/manlaughingtablet_0o1a7777-2247-424x283.jpg\" alt=\"portrait of a young laughing businessman with tablet computer in office\" width=\"424\" height=\"283\" 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href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/04\/13\/tax-season-funnies-a-rabbis-advice\/\">tax season funnies: a rabbi\u2019s advice<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/04\/07\/tax-season-funnies-the-next-political-party-symbol\/\">the next political party symbol<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/03\/31\/tax-season-funnies-gabriel-and-saint-peter-confer\/\">gabriel and saint peter confer<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/03\/24\/tax-season-funnies-a-tax-lawyer-at-the-pearly-gates\/\">a tax lawyer at the pearly gates<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/03\/17\/tax-season-funnies-gargoyles-in-the-irs\/\">gargoyles in the irs?<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/03\/03\/tax-season-funnies-the-service-in-irs\/\">the \u2018service\u2019 in irs<\/a><br \/>\n<strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-49700\" src=\"http:\/\/4f2bur4nuye2cgakm2rm61qk.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/yellow_key_clip_art-e1375897299811-36p-hi-1-e1470686574894.jpg\" alt=\"goprocpa.com\" width=\"39\" height=\"16\" \/><span style=\"color: #b79c00;\">exclusively for pro members. <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #b79c00;\"><a style=\"color: #b79c00;\" href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/wp-login.php?redirect_to=\/\/www.g005e.com\/2020\/04\/21\/tax-season-funnies-the-poetic-versions\/\">log in here<\/a> or <a class=\"external\" style=\"color: #b79c00;\" href=\"http:\/\/goprocpa.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">2022世界杯足球排名 today<\/a>.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u201cwe have from time to time complained about the complexity of our revenue laws and the almost impossible challenge they present to taxpayers or their representatives &#8230; our complaints have obviously fallen upon deaf ears.\u201d \u2013 arnold raum (former senior u.s. tax court judge)<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><u><\/u><\/p>\n<div><b>ode to prosperity by madeleine begun kane<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/b><\/div>\n<div>the affluent prosper quite well,<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>as their savings continue to swell.<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>it is great to be rich.<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>destitution\u2019s a bitch.<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>you might say that it\u2019s taxing as hell.<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div><u><\/u>\u00a0<u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>if you think it\u2019s hard to listen to someone explaining the tax law, you should try reading it sometime. reading the internal revenue code is better than sominex by two to one. even tax professionals have a hard time reading the law. sometimes it\u2019s hard to tell if a tax advisor is asleep until you catch them when they are awake.<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div><u><\/u>\u00a0<u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>indoors or out, no one relaxes<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>in march, that month of wind and taxes,<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>the wind will presently disappear,<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>the taxes last us all the year.<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div><b>ogden nash<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/b><\/div>\n<div><u><\/u>\u00a0<u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>\u201ci have a vision of hell. there are no pitchfork-wielding demons flitting about, no lava pools vomiting pitch, no goateed lucifer polishing his horns. the devil is dressed in a button-down shirt and gray suit. he is a gs-12 official for the internal revenue service (irs) and his minions are tax preparers. when we meet our final reward, the punishment for our crimes is to undergo eternal audit.\u201d \u2013 james a. bacon, the washington times, may 29, 2011<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div><u><\/u>\u00a0<u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>a businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, \u201cbill, i want you to promise me that when i die you will have my remains cremated.\u201d<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/div>\n<div>\u201cand what,\u201d his friend asked, 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