{"id":590,"date":"2007-01-20t19:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-21t00:01:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2024-10-01t09:17:39","modified_gmt":"2024-10-01t13:17:39","slug":"the-auditor-defined-in-the-un-wiki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2007\/01\/20\/the-auditor-defined-in-the-un-wiki\/","title":{"rendered":"the ‘auditor’ defined: in the un-wiki"},"content":{"rendered":"
a lot funnier than your standard wikipedia<\/i><\/p>\n
the entry for auditor at the uncyclopedia.com (“the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit”)…<\/p>\n
“an auditor<\/b> (auditor sapiens) is a unique mammalian species, first bred in the 1960s by crossbreeding garden variety accountants with serial killers. they were noted for their hard working attitude and quickly became a “fad breed” later in the decade before their dangerous side was well known. today, most live a lonely existence in offices, separated forever from humanity.” more here….<\/b><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n
see also accountant…<\/b><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n
[a hat tip to toronto accountant marisa<\/a> for the joke of the day!]
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‘tis the season a lot funnier than your standard wikipedia the entry for auditor at the uncyclopedia.com (“the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit”)… “an auditor (auditor sapiens) is a unique mammalian species, first bred in the 1960s by crossbreeding … continued<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_relevanssi_hide_post":"","_relevanssi_hide_content":"","_relevanssi_pin_for_all":"","_relevanssi_pin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_unpin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_include_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_exclude_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_no_append":"","_relevanssi_related_not_related":"","_relevanssi_related_posts":"","_relevanssi_noindex_reason":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bsg-finance-professional"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nthe 'auditor' defined: in the un-wiki - 卡塔尔世界杯常规比赛时间<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n