{"id":58950,"date":"2019-04-10t12:05:32","date_gmt":"2019-04-10t16:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=58950"},"modified":"2019-05-05t11:10:44","modified_gmt":"2019-05-05t15:10:44","slug":"tax-season-funnies-who-gets-the-penthouse-suite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2019\/04\/10\/tax-season-funnies-who-gets-the-penthouse-suite\/","title":{"rendered":"tax season funnies: who gets the penthouse suite?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/businessmansittingoncloud_flipped_dollarphotoclub_67235952-290x248.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-48701\" src=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/businessmansittingoncloud_flipped_dollarphotoclub_67235952-290x248.jpg\" alt=\"businessman relaxing in clouds in sky\" width=\"290\" height=\"248\" \/><\/a>plus words of wisdom from abraham lincoln.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>as collected by <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/author\/mckenzie\/\">robert e. mckenzie<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;it is seldom given to mortal man to feel superior to a tax lawyer.&#8221; \u2013 anthony c. amsterdam<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;who will protect the integrity of the tax law if the tax lawyers won\u2019t?&#8221; \u2013 christopher bergin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<blockquote><p><b>more tax season humor:<\/b> <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2019\/04\/01\/tax-season-funnies-april-fool-is-when\/\">april fool is when?<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2019\/04\/01\/tax-season-funnies-what-money-can-buy\/\">what money can buy<\/a> | <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2019\/03\/28\/tax-season-funnies-how-golf-is-like-taxes\/\">how golf is like taxes<\/a> \u00a0| <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2019\/03\/13\/the-tax-season-funnies-aftermath-of-the-revolution\/\">after the revolution<\/a> | <a 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you will have the beginnings of balance in your life!&#8221; \u2013 james patterson\u2019s &#8220;suzanne\u2019s diary for nicholas&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>in light of the gifts to the wealthy and corporations provided by the 2017 tax bill at the expense of balancing the budget, it might be wise to consider what the greatest republican president had to say about the power of the wealthy.\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;i see in the near future a crisis approaching. it unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country &#8230; the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the republic is destroyed. i feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my country than ever before, even in the midst of war.&#8221; \u2013 abraham lincoln, in a letter written to william elkin just after the passage of the national banking act of 1863 and less than five months before he was assassinated<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;the money power preys on the nation in times of peace and conspires against it in times of adversity. it is more despotic than monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, more selfish than bureaucracy. it denounces, as public enemies, all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes.&#8221; \u2013 abraham lincoln<\/li>\n<li>\u201che can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man i know.\u201d \u2013 abraham lincoln<\/li>\n<li>\u201cmost of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be.\u201d \u2013 abraham lincoln<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;a government that robs peter to pay paul can always depend on paul&#8217;s support.&#8221; \u2013 george bernard shaw, 1856-1950<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;i believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.&#8221; \u2013 thomas jefferson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>minister and tax lawyer in heaven<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a minister and a tax lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. saint peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. and for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;this is unfair!&#8221; cried the minister.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;listen,&#8221; saint peter said, &#8220;ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first tax lawyer we&#8217;ve ever seen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class='shareinpost'><ul class=\"socialwrap row\"><li class=\"icon_text\"><a  rel='nofollow'  target='_blank'  title='https:\/\/www.facebook.com'  href='http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3a%2f%2fwww.g005e.com%2f2019%2f04%2f10%2ftax-season-funnies-who-gets-the-penthouse-suite%2f&amp;t=tax+season+funnies%3a+who+gets+the+penthouse+suite%3f'  ><img  src='\/\/www.g005e.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/share-and-follow\/images\/blank.gif'  height='24' 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