{"id":58366,"date":"2019-03-28t13:00:18","date_gmt":"2019-03-28t17:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=58366"},"modified":"2019-05-02t15:07:15","modified_gmt":"2019-05-02t19:07:15","slug":"tax-season-funnies-how-golf-is-like-taxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2019\/03\/28\/tax-season-funnies-how-golf-is-like-taxes\/","title":{"rendered":"tax season funnies: how golf is like taxes"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>getting you through these last few weeks. as collected by robert e. mckenzie<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n more tax season humor:<\/b> tax season funnies: after the revolution<\/a> | the tax season funnies: worst video game ever<\/a> | a little tax humor<\/a> | how many irs agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/a> <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n the patient asked, \u201coh doctor, what should i do?\u201d<\/p>\n the doctor replied, \u201cmarry an accountant.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cwill that make me live longer?\u201d asked the patient.<\/p>\n \u201cno,\u201d said the doctor, \u201cbut it will seem longer.\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201ci invested that nickel in an apple. i spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for 10 cents.<\/p>\n \u201cthe next morning, i invested those 10 cents in two apples. i spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 p.m. for 20 cents. i continued this system for a month, by the end of which i\u2019d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.<\/p>\n \u201cthen my wife\u2019s father died and left us two million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" getting you through these last few weeks.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2143,"featured_media":53762,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_relevanssi_hide_post":"","_relevanssi_hide_content":"","_relevanssi_pin_for_all":"","_relevanssi_pin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_unpin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_include_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_exclude_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_no_append":"","_relevanssi_related_not_related":"","_relevanssi_related_posts":"","_relevanssi_noindex_reason":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[70,3002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-special"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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