{"id":53953,"date":"2018-02-21t13:25:57","date_gmt":"2018-02-21t18:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=53953"},"modified":"2019-02-26t13:18:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-26t18:18:08","slug":"cpa-goes-pet-shop-buy-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2018\/02\/21\/cpa-goes-pet-shop-buy-parrot\/","title":{"rendered":"a cpa goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot…"},"content":{"rendered":"
a little tax humor for busy season, as collected, curated and refined by robert e. mckenzie. enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n
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it\u2019s not that we can\u2019t fill out a simple tax return. the problem is that in so many cases, a simple tax return simply doesn\u2019t exist.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
\u2013 anderson independent mail, 1-25-12<\/em><\/p>\n
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love, sex, and the i.r.s are three things that will always be with us.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
\u2013 dave howell, the morning call, 3-30-15<\/em><\/p>\n
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it\u2019s always sunny the day after tax season, regardless of the weather.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n