{"id":34756,"date":"2014-04-09t22:42:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-10t02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=34756"},"modified":"2015-02-26t13:53:17","modified_gmt":"2015-02-26t18:53:17","slug":"david-lettermans-top-ten-accountant-pet-peeves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2014\/04\/09\/david-lettermans-top-ten-accountant-pet-peeves\/","title":{"rendered":"david letterman’s top ten accountant pet peeves"},"content":{"rendered":"
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10. people who judge me for sleeping with my calculator<\/p>\n
9. immodest clients who freely divulge their annual income<\/p>\n
8. all the friggin’ numbers<\/p>\n
7. if there are exemptions and deductions, why aren’t there “dedumptions”?<\/p>\n
6. no one wants to embezzle anymore<\/p>\n
5. people who fill out disclosure statement form 8275 instead of regulation disclosure statement form 8275r — idiots<\/p>\n
4. academy award winners who don’t thank price waterhouse coopers<\/p>\n
3. people assuming we all use steroids<\/p>\n
2. people assuming we all use steroids<\/p>\n
1. explaining to my wife how i got a paper cut on my ass<\/p>\n
— tuesday, april 8, 2014<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" [click to play]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_relevanssi_hide_post":"","_relevanssi_hide_content":"","_relevanssi_pin_for_all":"","_relevanssi_pin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_unpin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_include_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_exclude_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_no_append":"","_relevanssi_related_not_related":"","_relevanssi_related_posts":"","_relevanssi_noindex_reason":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2303,5],"tags":[826,77],"class_list":["post-34756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tax-season","category-outlook","tag-fun","tag-tax-season"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n