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\"\"\u00a0… and more tax season humor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

every tax season for the last umpteen years, robert e. mckenzie, a tax lawyer at\u00a0 arnstein & lehr<\/a> in chicago, has made a tradition of sharing his carefully curated collection of tax jokes. here are a few of his latest. enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n

q: how many irs agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
\na: only one, but the light bulb really gets screwed.
\n— from garrison keillor\u2019s \u2018pretty good joke book\u2019<\/p>\n

irs motto: “we’re not happy until you’re not happy!”<\/p>\n

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\"\"\u00a0… and more tax season humor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

every tax season for the last umpteen years, robert e. mckenzie, a tax lawyer at\u00a0 arnstein & lehr<\/a> in chicago, has made a tradition of sharing his carefully curated collection of tax jokes. here are a few of his latest. enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n

q: how many irs agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
\na: only one, but the light bulb really gets screwed.
\n— from garrison keillor\u2019s \u2018pretty good joke book\u2019<\/p>\n

irs motto: “we’re not happy until you’re not happy!”<\/p>\n

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