{"id":21436,"date":"2012-08-03t04:58:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-03t08:58:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=21436"},"modified":"2016-04-21t15:01:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-21t19:01:24","slug":"another-bad-accountant-joke-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2012\/08\/03\/another-bad-accountant-joke-3\/","title":{"rendered":"another bad accountant joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_21283\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption alignright\" style=\"width: 200px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21283\" src=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/screen-shot-2012-07-18-at-6.48.19-am-e1342608843916.png\" alt=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\" width=\"200\" height=\"181\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">order here<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>an accountant was visiting the natural history museum.<\/p>\n<p>while standing near the dinosaur, he said to his friend, \u201cthis dinosaur is 2 billion years and 10 months old.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cwhere did you get this exact information?\u201d the friend asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201ci was here 10 months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is 2 billion years old.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" language=\"javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoomerang.com\/survey\/embed\/web22g9kwxvm39\/\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><noscript><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoomerang.com\/\">online surveys<\/a><\/noscript><em>courtesy &#8220;the accountant&#8217;s (bad) joke book.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\">order here.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/survey-results-rate-this-joke\/\" target=\"_blank\">see the survey results now<\/a><br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>an accountant was visiting the natural history museum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_relevanssi_hide_post":"","_relevanssi_hide_content":"","_relevanssi_pin_for_all":"","_relevanssi_pin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_unpin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_include_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_exclude_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_no_append":"","_relevanssi_related_not_related":"","_relevanssi_related_posts":"","_relevanssi_noindex_reason":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[70,5],"tags":[826,2334,360],"class_list":["post-21436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-outlook","tag-fun","tag-humor","tag-joke"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- this site is optimized with the yoast seo plugin v24.0 - 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