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a patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. the doctor said, \u201ci have some very grave news for you. you only have six months to live.\u201d<\/p>\n

the patient asked, \u201coh doctor, what should i do?\u201d the doctor replied, \u201cmarry an accountant.”<\/p>\n

\u201cwill that make me live longer?\u201d asked the patient. \u201cno,\u201d said the doctor, \u201cbut it will seem longer.\u201d
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order here<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

a patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. the doctor said, \u201ci have some very grave news for you. you only have six months to live.\u201d<\/p>\n

the patient asked, \u201coh doctor, what should i do?\u201d the doctor replied, \u201cmarry an accountant.”<\/p>\n

\u201cwill that make me live longer?\u201d asked the patient. \u201cno,\u201d said the doctor, \u201cbut it will seem longer.\u201d
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