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iris rosken:<\/strong> and my favorite email from a client yesterday…. “what am i supposed to sign these forms with?” hmmmm let me think about that one. a pen.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
brad robertson:<\/strong> how much can a bank deposit before it’s considered as income?<\/p>\nsteve abrew<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nsteve abrew:<\/strong> “can you just use the same numbers for my rental as last year”?<\/p>\ntammie hoedeman<\/figcaption><\/figure>\ntammie hoedeman:<\/strong> ‘see if the tax accountant can provide a ‘revised w-2’ for me. i’m trying to re-fi my home and would like it if the w-2 showed that i made ‘less’ money than what is stated. can the tax accountant re-vise this for me?”<\/p>\nlucinda lintz<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nlucinda lintz:<\/strong> monthly massages are a medical expense due to all of the stress i have owning a business.<\/p>\nr. darren sanford, cpa:<\/strong> “what number do i put to get the most earned income credit?”<\/p>\nlee mize cpa<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nlee mize cpa:<\/strong> one of my clients bought a lake house in alabama. he wanted to change his residence to alabama so he didn’t have to pay federal income tax?!?!? his agi is over $1mil, so he didn’t just fall off a turnip truck. i had to inform him alabama was still part of the us. he was disapointed……<\/p>\nstuart rosenbaum:<\/strong> what is the amount i’m allowed to deduct for contributions, so that i don’t get audited<\/p>\njean clappe-mixel:<\/strong> thanks for the comic relief! ran into an acquaintance (medical provider) yesterday. she receives a 1099misc each year. she told me that last year her accountant gave her 4 estimated tax coupons (for 2011) and wondered if she should do anything with them when she files her taxes today? ha!! ah, yeah…they are used to pay your estimated taxes…a little late are we???? by the sound of her income, she’ll owe about $4,000.<\/p>\nrhonda nydegger, cpa:<\/strong> what do you mean i can’t deduct all my personal grocery bills?<\/p>\njeffrey mills<\/figcaption><\/figure>\njeffrey willis:<\/strong> a married couple asked if they could file separately and one spouse take all the deductions! one wife asked if she could be added as an additional dependent to her husband as she has to take care of him full time!<\/p>\njeff heller:<\/strong> actually i don’t find so many all that weird. but one of my favorites, which i’m sure we all have heard a zillion times one way or another, always in complete seriousness: “i don’t have to file this year. i don’t have any income.” when questioned about their job and even the w-2 & 1099s, etc… “no, i spent all that…there is nothing left i have to pay tax on”.<\/p>\nrobin sherlock<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nrobin sherlock:<\/strong> a message pulled off phone yesterday: “can i come by tomorrow to get my taxes done by the deadline? i don’t want to have to pay penalties!” take a number!<\/p>\noxana korobina:<\/strong> can i claim the water i drink while working?<\/p>\nvallery lee:<\/strong> “it wont take you long, i’ve sorted it all out so that it will cost less” this usually means that it will take twice as long<\/p>\nlauri paxton<\/figcaption><\/figure>\nlauri paxton:<\/strong> i did have a guy who told me his former tax preparer told him that the irs “allows” you 2 ghost employees a year (whatever that is supposed to mean).<\/p>\nbernie klimaj:<\/strong> when i ask my clients for an amount for mileage or donations, they look up at my ceiling and hope the number magically appears.<\/p>\njean patterson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\njean patterson:<\/strong> years ago, i had a client who was getting ready to make a payment call me and say “the form says ‘cut along this line'” should i do that? i like that some won’t make a move without my advice but come on……<\/p>\nrobin lotz:<\/strong> “you should know how many miles i drove last year. don’t you guys just have a chart that figures mileage for a certain occupation?”<\/p>\nfrank j. giambruno, cpa:<\/strong> just take as much as allowed by law.<\/p>\njerry stephens<\/figcaption><\/figure>\njerry stephens:<\/strong> yes, i had one like that. every year she brought me just enough w-2s to be near the maximum rate.<\/p>\njean clappe-mixell:<\/strong> thanks for the comic relief! ran into an acquaintance (medical provider) yesterday. she receives a 1099misc each year. she told me that last year her accountant gave her 4 estimated tax coupons (for 2011) and wondered if she should do anything with them when she files her taxes today? ha!! ah, yeah…they are used to pay your estimated taxes…a little late are we???? by the sound of her income, she’ll owe about $4,000.<\/p>\nvardan kirakosyan:<\/strong> all the cases are original… the funniest part is that if you ask someone who is not accountant or is not familiar with taxes, to read them… they won’t sound funny at all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"fun, funny and sometimes just pitiful…<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_relevanssi_hide_post":"","_relevanssi_hide_content":"","_relevanssi_pin_for_all":"","_relevanssi_pin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_unpin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_include_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_exclude_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_no_append":"","_relevanssi_related_not_related":"","_relevanssi_related_posts":"129943,138048,130682,129835,136551,134808","_relevanssi_noindex_reason":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1906],"tags":[826,27],"class_list":["post-19092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outlook","category-tax-practice","tag-fun","tag-tax"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nwhat's the most ridiculous thing you've heard in tax season? 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