{"id":133346,"date":"2024-10-09t00:00:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-09t04:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/?p=133346"},"modified":"2024-10-27t08:18:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27t12:18:19","slug":"the-accountants-joke-bot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2024\/10\/09\/the-accountants-joke-bot\/","title":{"rendered":"the accountant&#8217;s joke bot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/docsbot.ai\/iframe\/zbzxmjcs5r1gxk2rvanu\/shcxlgwyos4q7ijgvg2w\" width=\"600\" height=\"650\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>submissions welcome<\/strong><br \/>\ndo you have a joke for us? add it to the comments, and if it&#8217;s bad enough, we may use it.<!--more--><\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>you can get the whole collection here: <a href=\"\/\/www.g005e.com\/shop\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\">the accountant&#8217;s (bad) joke book.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>(but remember, we warned you.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">###<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><em>(but remember, we warned you.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_relevanssi_hide_post":"","_relevanssi_hide_content":"","_relevanssi_pin_for_all":"","_relevanssi_pin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_unpin_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_keywords":"","_relevanssi_related_include_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_exclude_ids":"","_relevanssi_related_no_append":"","_relevanssi_related_not_related":"","_relevanssi_related_posts":"","_relevanssi_noindex_reason":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[360,4682,4684,4683],"class_list":["post-133346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-joke","tag-joke-book","tag-jokes","tag-the-accountants-bad-joke-book"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- this site is optimized with the yoast seo plugin v24.0 - 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