{"id":21342,"date":"2012-07-18t08:48:39","date_gmt":"2012-07-18t12:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?page_id=21342"},"modified":"2012-07-24t10:29:07","modified_gmt":"2012-07-24t14:29:07","slug":"survey-results-rate-this-joke","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/survey-results-rate-this-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"survey results: rate this joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_21283\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 200px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21283  \" style=\"border: 3px solid black;\" title=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\" src=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/screen-shot-2012-07-18-at-6.48.19-am-e1342608843916.png\" alt=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\" width=\"200\" height=\"181\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">order here<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zoomerang.com\/shared\/report\/l2b66qg22lzz\/questionresultswidget\/choice_2?width=590&amp;bc=0eeb2f&amp;bgc=f7ff63&amp;fc=000000&amp;fs=12&amp;rc=false&amp;rp=true&amp;trc=false&amp;shn=true&amp;tb=false&amp;pr=false\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>courtesy &#8220;the accountant&#8217;s (bad) joke book.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/baystreetgroup.com\/store\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/\">order here<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<h2>jokes from readers<br \/>\n(<em>don&#8217;t blame us! some may be nsfw<\/em>)<\/h2>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<ol><em>why did the accountant cross the road? because he looked in the workpapers and that&#8217;s what they did last year.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>a manager is interviewing 3 applicants for the position of accountant. the first applicant comes into the room and after all the cursory questions the manager says \u201ci have one final question, what is 2 plus 2?\u201d the applicant looks at him quizzically and says \u201c4 of course\u201d. the manager shakes his hand and says \u201cthank you for your time we will be in touch\u201d. the second applicant comes into the room and after all the cursory questions the manager says \u201ci have one final question, what is 2 plus 2?\u201d the applicant looks at him questionably and says \u201c4 of course\u201d. the manager shakes his hand and says \u201cthank you for your time we will be in touch\u201d. the third applicant comes into the room and after all the cursory questions the manager says \u201ci have one final question, what is 2 plus 2?\u201d the applicant gets up closes the door, draws the blinds on the windows leans over the desk and says, \u201cwhat do you want it to be?\u201d the 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<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>courtesy &#8220;the accountant&#8217;s (bad) joke book.&#8221; order here jokes from readers (don&#8217;t blame us! some may be nsfw) why did the accountant cross the road? because he looked in the workpapers and that&#8217;s what they did last year. a manager &hellip; <a 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