{"id":54756,"date":"2018-06-07t15:56:04","date_gmt":"2018-06-07t19:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?post_type=product&#038;p=54756"},"modified":"2024-02-08t22:43:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-09t03:43:05","slug":"instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/shop\/instant-classic-the-accountants-bad-joke-book\/","title":{"rendered":"the accountant\u2019s (bad) joke book"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>plus shipping and handling. please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.<\/h6>\n<h3><strong>instant classic<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>get yours today. share it with friends. be the life of the party! (or not.)<\/p>\n<h3>have you heard the one about&#8230;<\/h3>\n<ul class=\"checklist\">\n<li>the difference between introverted and extroverted accountants?<\/li>\n<li>what do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?<\/li>\n<li>how many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?<\/li>\n<li>how many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?<\/li>\n<li>do you know the three kinds of accountants?<\/li>\n<li>why do accountants make great lovers?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>the reviews are in!<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><em>relevant and funny. well, most of them. there are a few groaners.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>was a fun read<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>most are old jokes but good to see them all in 1 place<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i&#8217;d give it a 10 but that&#8217;s reserved for the 7 wonders of the world and those who walk on water<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>most of them made me just groan but some were clever<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it&#8217;s good to laugh at ourselves once in a while&#8230;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>many will be useful to spice up presentations and amuse my spouse! thanks for sharing!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i thought the jokes are pretty accurate, i\u2019ve worked with accountants for 9 years now.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>most of the jokes i&#8217;ve heard before.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i think i have heard some of the jokes before.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>funny stuff, some a little too corny<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>didn&#8217;t like the dirty joke about husband and wife age 54.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>made me laugh all morning!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>not all jokes are funny, but then i am not an accountant.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>more good than really bad!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some of the jokes i already knew but it&#8217;s great to have them all together in one file. my students love them!!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>pretty good&#8230;a few were very good! thanks<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some funny jokes in there, good job!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some lame, others a good chuckle. our stereotype continues to flourish!!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it certainly is for those in the business. the public would not care or understand.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>the &#8220;jokes&#8221; are really bad!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i&#8217;m an accountant, but i do have a sense of humor<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it&#8217;s funny, just not side splitting funny<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it compiles many of the profession&#8217;s jokes and helped relieve tension and boost morale. who says the only creative accountants worked for enron and arthur anderson?<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>many of the jokes caused just a smile, but 18 into 54 was very funny!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>a couple of good ones. most of them are old. heard it all before.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i enjoyed most of them but there were a few groaners in there!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it&#8217;s funny, and cpas need to laugh sometimes.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i enjoy the humor and it is always interesting how accountants are perceived by the public.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>great to have for speaking engagements<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it was funnier then hell! i can&#8217;t believe you guys (and i&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s more guys than girls) put in the joke about the 54 and 18 year old.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>most of the jokes were pretty funny, because they were true.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>nothing is perfect!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>very cute humor.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some made me chuckle, some made me laugh out loud and all made me forward a copy to other accountants and to my family. thanks very much!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>most were pretty funny, only a few missed the mark<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some of the jokes are older than the hills eg the 2+2<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>cute but not side splitting.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it made me laugh.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>these were cute jokes to tell fellow cpas<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>loved the pricewaterhousecoopers line.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some good jokes, some not so good.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>the jokes are clean and just fun!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some i&#8217;ve heard before, some were twists on other jokes i&#8217;ve heard, some were new.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some of them are way too accurate!! :)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>the jokes are funny and entertaining. none of them made me &#8216;cringe&#8217; for being in bad taste.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i laughed at about 70% of the jokes or 69.95%.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>love that all the jokes are in one place, but some of them are really bad or take too much explanation!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some pretty funny jokes, though some were very old.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>always a stress reducer to laugh at yourself or a group you&#8217;re associated with!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>many classics, but also some new ones.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>some jokes funny some old some bad<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it was funny, but some of the jokes were a little to dry for my sense of humor.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>brightened my day!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>got a real kick out of it. but some of them were just so bad, i couldn&#8217;t quite give it a 10. some of them are so on point it cracks me up i printed it out and my colleagues are enjoying it right now. we saw our boss in several of these!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it was funny? i passed to my ph.d. in accounting candidate son and he thought it was great as well.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>good clean jokes that poke fun at us accountants.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>it made me chuckle out loud!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i thought it was funny but as an accountant, i didn&#8217;t love it.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>can i send it to select clients for xmas? they agree with the most of the jokes. thanks!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>because us older accountants never die. we just lose our balance<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>most of the jokes were terrible, but i had a ball reading them!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i haven&#8217;t been able to read through the whole thing, but was entertained and thought that it was a good idea!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>i shared it with my staff and it helps ease some of the stress we are going through after one of our co-workers passed away.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<dl>\n<dt>cpe: not applicable. 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