{"id":53953,"date":"2018-02-21t13:25:57","date_gmt":"2018-02-21t18:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/48e130086c.nxcli.net\/?p=53953"},"modified":"2019-02-26t13:18:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-26t18:18:08","slug":"cpa-goes-pet-shop-buy-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/\/www.g005e.com\/2018\/02\/21\/cpa-goes-pet-shop-buy-parrot\/","title":{"rendered":"a cpa goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-53954\" src=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-424x283.jpg\" alt=\"//www.g005e.com/store/wp-json/wp/v2/posts/\" width=\"424\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-424x283.jpg 424w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original.jpg 600w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-849x566.jpg 849w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/>a little tax humor for busy season, as collected, curated and refined by robert e. mckenzie. enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>it\u2019s not that we can\u2019t fill out a simple tax return. the problem is that in so many 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src=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-424x283.jpg\" alt=\"//www.g005e.com/store/wp-json/wp/v2/posts/\" width=\"424\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-424x283.jpg 424w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original.jpg 600w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cpatwpe.s3.amazonaws.com\/cpatrendlines\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/man-and-computer-depositphotos_182964450_original-849x566.jpg 849w, 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