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editor’s note: every tax season for the last umpteen years, robert e. mckenzie, a tax lawyer at\u00a0 arnstein & lehr<\/a> in chicago, has made a tradition of sharing his carefully curated collection of tax jokes. here are a few of his latest. enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n

by robert e. mckenzie<\/em>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

1) “three things are certain in life. death and taxes are two of them. the third is tax fraud.” \u2013 matt pearce, la times, april 19, 2016<\/p>\n

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more:\u00a0how many irs agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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2) “i think nobody knows more about taxes than i do, maybe in the history of the world. nobody knows more about taxes.”\u00a0\u2013 donald trump during 2016 campaign<\/p>\n

3) “anonymous just hacked trump’s tax returns. unfortunately, like trump’s hands, the numbers are tiny and impossible to make out.” \u2013 michael r. burch<\/p>\n

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