what al capone said about taxes – before his conviction

more tax humor for busy season.

collected, curated and refined by robert e. mckenzie. enjoy!

• “they can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.”

– al capone: before he was convicted of tax evasion.

• sixty-four percent of women attorneys think that tax lawyers make undesirable dates.

– daniel dolan

• “the best things in life are tax-free.”

– joseph bonkowski

• “if your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.”

– jeff foxworthy