a little tax humor
take a break for a few minutes.
editor’s note: every tax season for the last umpteen years, robert e. mckenzie, a tax lawyer at arnstein & lehr in chicago, has made a tradition of sharing his carefully curated collection of tax jokes. here are a few of his latest. enjoy!
by robert e. mckenzie
1) “three things are certain in life. death and taxes are two of them. the third is tax fraud.” – matt pearce, la times, april 19, 2016
more: how many irs agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2) “i think nobody knows more about taxes than i do, maybe in the history of the world. nobody knows more about taxes.” – donald trump during 2016 campaign
3) “anonymous just hacked trump’s tax returns. unfortunately, like trump’s hands, the numbers are tiny and impossible to make out.” – michael r. burch
