tax season funnies: travel deductions and limo drivers
a traffic cop treads carefully.
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tax season funnies: lawyer vs. accountant
also: wait, that’s not what the box means?
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tax season funnies: who gets the penthouse suite?
plus words of wisdom from abraham lincoln.
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tax season funnies: estate planning in ancient egypt
plus alligators discuss lawyers.
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tax season funnies: april fool is when?
plus an april 15 carol. write a new verse and send it to us!
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tax season funnies: what money can buy
plus the world’s oldest profession.
tax season funnies: how golf is like taxes
getting you through these last few weeks.
tax season funnies: after the revolution
questions college students ask.
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the tax season funnies: worst video game ever
what al capone said about taxes – before his conviction
more tax humor for busy season.
collected, curated and refined by robert e. mckenzie. enjoy!
- “they can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.”
– al capone: before he was convicted of tax evasion.
- sixty-four percent of women attorneys think that tax lawyers make undesirable dates.
– daniel dolan
- “the best things in life are tax-free.”
– joseph bonkowski
- “if your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.”
– jeff foxworthy
a cpa goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot…
a little tax humor for busy season, as collected, curated and refined by robert e. mckenzie. enjoy!
- it’s not that we can’t fill out a simple tax return. the problem is that in so many cases, a simple tax return simply doesn’t exist.
– anderson independent mail, 1-25-12
- love, sex, and the i.r.s are three things that will always be with us.
– dave howell, the morning call, 3-30-15
- it’s always sunny the day after tax season, regardless of the weather.
– kurt schneider, cpa 4-20-17
four amusing millennial myths
are you sure they’re so different?
by frank stitely
no workplace topic triggers more useless diatribes and spewed nonsense than the dreaded millennial.
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know why millennials can’t afford houses? avocado toast is expensive. when millennials play monopoly, they never buy any properties. they just circle the board and pay rent. a millennial, a gen xer and a baby boomer drive to a bar. well, you know that story can’t be true. the millennial takes lyft. tweet any word from a dictionary, and you’ll offend a millennial somewhere.
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president proposes adding 6 justices to supreme court
everything old is new again.
by ed mendlowitz
the 卡塔尔世界杯常规比赛时间 practice doctor
the president sent a bill to congress proposing a plan to add six justices to the supreme court. the way his plan will work is that as each justice reaches age 70½ and fails to retire, a new justice will be added.
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the way his plan will work is that as each justice reaches age 70½ and fails to retire, a new justice will be added.
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