a cpa goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot…

a little tax humor for busy season, as collected, curated and refined by robert e. mckenzie. enjoy!

  • it’s not that we can’t fill out a simple tax return. the problem is that in so many cases, a simple tax return simply doesn’t exist.

– anderson independent mail, 1-25-12

  • love, sex, and the i.r.s are three things that will always be with us.

– dave howell, the morning call, 3-30-15

  • it’s always sunny the day after tax season, regardless of the weather.

– kurt schneider, cpa 4-20-17