the ‘auditor’ defined: in the un-wiki

‘tis the season

a lot funnier than your standard wikipedia

the entry for auditor at the uncyclopedia.com (“the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit”)…

“an auditor (auditor sapiens) is a unique mammalian species, first bred in the 1960s by crossbreeding garden variety accountants with serial killers. they were noted for their hard working attitude and quickly became a “fad breed” later in the decade before their dangerous side was well known. today, most live a lonely existence in offices, separated forever from humanity.” more here….

see also accountant…

[a hat tip to toronto accountant marisa for the joke of the day!]

one response to “the ‘auditor’ defined: in the un-wiki”

  1. joe eckelkamp

    another definition of an auditor is someone who comes in after the battle is over and shoots the wounded.